The Finger Fucking Female Fury: Shit

joehundredaire:

okh-eshivar:

joehundredaire:

okh-eshivar:

joehundredaire:

fromthetipofhertongue:

joehundredaire:

fromthetipofhertongue:

joehundredaire:

okh-eshivar:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

okh-eshivar:

I got into a fucking car accident today. So…I’ll post what I have so far of the next chapter, but it’s gonna be really brief. I don’t really have the energy to work on it at the moment…

Oh my god…are you okay hon, you…

I was in a car accident the other week. Was I supposed to mention this so I could get hugs and shit? I’m not up on Tumblr protocol.

Jesus fucking Christ, you’re low. whoever the fuck you are, grow up and stop being such a fuckwit on the internet. Maybe the accident you got in should have knocked some fucking sense into you, you wanker. 

Just saying, I wasn’t aware we were supposed to report these sorts of things. Innocent curiosity and all. Don’t get your knickers in a twist.

Innocent curiosity? doesn’t sound like that mate, stop and think about how she feels right now after a fucking accident. 

If her first instinct is running on here to tell Tumblrites that she’s not going to be doing fanfiction?

Only it happened eight hours ago and I’ve spent all day dealing with my insurance company? So…If they judge another person whom they have no knowledge or insight into their situation, and rather than simply moving on choose to dwell and very pointlessly troll?

Hey, you reacted in the mature fashion here. We had a perfectly reasonable discourse. Tell your dog to stop barking at me - and spamming me with Anons - and this will blow over quickly and quietly, no? :)

You’re blatant arrogance is adorable. Perhaps if you don’t want to be harassed you shouldn’t randomly, and might I add very passive aggressively (also adorable), attack people on public forums?

Actually, as I pointed out to your dog, she’s helping me run up my paycheck this week. I work on an hourly and stopped in to see if an acquaintance had messaged me with the answer to a jQuery problem I’m having. Her - and now you, actually - prolonging my time on Tumblr just inflates the length of time I’m “at work” on the company’s dime. :)

Woof woof motherfucker. 

  1. okh-eshivar reblogged this from joehundredaire and added:
    Alright, I don’t need another ordeal today. Here’s another couple bucks, first troll. Have a wonderful night! :)
  2. fromthetipofhertongue reblogged this from joehundredaire and added:
    So nice to know that you can blow dick and type at the same time.
  3. ealperin reblogged this from thefingerfuckingfemalefury
  4. beanchucker said: Ah shit, don’t worry about the fic, the only thing that matters right now is you, I’m so glad you’re okay physically though D: take care!!
  5. thefingerfuckingfemalefury reblogged this from okh-eshivar and added:
    Awwwww…so relieved that you’re not hurt or anything hon! HUGS YOU Glad to hear that it wasn’t too serious… Clearly...
  6. suzzannnn said: oh geez are you okay?
  7. tsonishepard said: Oh fuck. Hope you’re ok.
  8. rainbowocto said: im glad you are okay & i hope you didn’t get hurt , def get some good rest tonight :)